- Douse the Pop Tarts of the most troublesome relatives with Bud before serving breakfast. Failing that go upscale and use Miller Lite.
- Seat Flatulant Uncle Dwain in a place where he can't harm noone or ruin lunch. If ye don't have a mud room, shove im in the Pit Bull pen.
- Make sure the kids' new shot guns aren't loaded when Santa shoves them in yall stocking.
- Don't repeat the mistake of last year when ya drank too much hooch before making Christmas dinner, couldn't find the cat but found the turkey outside 3 hours later next ta a glass a milk.
Yall have a great Christmas now....
Hahaha! I enjoyed your "family" Christmas photos, David. ;) Merry Christmas to you and yours!
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked the fam photo Daisy :)
DeleteYou and 'em flatulent relatives of yers make me a go an spit out mine Bud light.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, David!
xoRobyn
oops I fear flatulent relatives is becoming something of a theme - hope you had a good one Robyn xo
DeleteThat top picture is a hoot! Merry Christmas y'all!
ReplyDeletetwas fun down on the trailer park - you too JoJO..
DeleteMerry Christmas! Hope you have a lovely Christmas' Eve and Christmas' day, like me (though I'm a little glad I won't have to see some of my flatulent relatives two days in a row until next year).
ReplyDeleteyou too Starla - yes you have to ration out flatulent relatives
DeleteROTFL. Oh, dear. :-D
ReplyDeletetis OK for all you metrosexuals up there Mina :)
DeletePlease believe that there's no lack of flatulence amongst my relatives. Alas. :-P
Deleteeeeek Mina - one of the many joys of moving home....
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