Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Tips for a Homicide Free Christmas Y'all from Skunktown, Alabama

Hope y'all's having a cool Crimbo. Darn South we have a few tips to make share ya have a Cool Yule. Fixing for a Christmas when noone gets shot this year. Nor poisoned by the raccoon pie neither.




  • Douse the Pop Tarts of the most troublesome relatives with Bud before serving breakfast. Failing that go upscale and use Miller Lite.
  • Seat Flatulant Uncle Dwain in a place where he can't harm noone or ruin lunch. If ye don't have a mud room, shove im in the Pit Bull pen.
  • Make sure the kids' new shot guns aren't loaded when Santa shoves them in yall stocking.
  • Don't repeat the mistake of last year when ya drank too much hooch before making Christmas dinner, couldn't find the cat but found the turkey outside 3 hours later next ta a glass a milk.



Yall have a great Christmas now....

12 comments:

  1. Hahaha! I enjoyed your "family" Christmas photos, David. ;) Merry Christmas to you and yours!

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  2. You and 'em flatulent relatives of yers make me a go an spit out mine Bud light.

    Merry Christmas, David!
    xoRobyn

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    1. oops I fear flatulent relatives is becoming something of a theme - hope you had a good one Robyn xo

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  3. That top picture is a hoot! Merry Christmas y'all!

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    1. twas fun down on the trailer park - you too JoJO..

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  4. Merry Christmas! Hope you have a lovely Christmas' Eve and Christmas' day, like me (though I'm a little glad I won't have to see some of my flatulent relatives two days in a row until next year).

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    1. you too Starla - yes you have to ration out flatulent relatives

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    1. tis OK for all you metrosexuals up there Mina :)

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    2. Please believe that there's no lack of flatulence amongst my relatives. Alas. :-P

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    3. eeeek Mina - one of the many joys of moving home....

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