Bonnie Tyler was a hard egg to crack
To be fair I've always been a sucker for misheard lyrics. I spend a good half decade wondering why Bonnie Tyler was singing "it's a hard egg." as opposed to "It's a heart ache."
And why in Message in a Bottle did we have to know from Sting that: "A year has gone since I broke my nose."
I was at one in my crusade against felines when I thought "Rock the Casbah" by the Clash was "Stop the cat box."
There are websites devoted to misheard lyrics. The name of the website Kissthisguy.com derives from a famous misheard Jimi Hendrix lyric in Purple Haze. "Scuse me while I kiss the sky."
This lyric was so often misheard that Hendrix would sometimes simulate kissing a male band member on stage.
The most popular lyric on this site today relates to the "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer which doesn't have quite the same ring to it if you mishear it as "Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove."